She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. |
Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. |
On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. |
The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. |
Discharge status: Alive but without my permission. |
Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. |
The patient refused autopsy. |
The patient has no previous history of suicides. |
Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. |
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. |
Patient's medical history has been remarkably insignificant with only a 40-pound weight gain in the past three days. |
Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. |
She is numb from her toes down. |
While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and went home. |
The skin was moist and dry. |
Occasional constant infrequent headaches. |
Patient was alert and unresponsive. |
Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid. |
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. |
I saw your patient today, who is still under our care for physical therapy. |
Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. |
The lab test indicated abnormal lover junction. |
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead. |
Skin: somewhat pale but present. |
The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. |
Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities. |
Marcus Welby, Dr. Kildare, if you read this, please e-mail me.